Animorph-inspired bumper magnet

It would be too dangerous to explain this to you. They’re watching us. They could be anyone. Just let me merge, bestie.

High-quality UV and water resistant vinyl bumper sticker printed in a union-run printing shop, placed on a 30 mil magnet. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches. Make sure your bumper is magnetized before buying!

Black text on blue sky background reads “<bestie, I’m a red-tailed hawk nearing the 2 hour limit of this human morph, please let me merge>” IYKYK and <you matter>