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Measures 11.5 x 3 inches.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText on sticker reads “I’d rather be in MAMDANISTAN” in a style similar to Zohran’s campaign posters.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59767138648145,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0467.jpg?v=1783477607"},{"product_id":"corporations-don-t-care-about-you-poop-on-the-clock-bumper-sticker","title":"“CORPORATIONS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU, POOP ON THE CLOCK” bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy corporate boss and my boss’ boss both believe this, and you should, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a high quality, UV and water resistant vinyl bumper sticker made by a union-run printer. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText reads “CORPORATIONS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU POOP ON THE CLOCK”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59767224533073,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0473.jpg?v=1783479141"},{"product_id":"they-could-have-just-released-the-epstein-files-instead-of-all-this","title":"“THEY COULD HAVE JUST RELEASED THE EPSTEIN FILES INSTEAD OF ALL THIS” bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe higher gas prices climb as a result of Epic Fury, the more pointed this sticker becomes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a high quality, UV and water resistant vinyl bumper sticker made by a union-run printer. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText reads “THEY COULD HAVE JUST RELEASED THE EPSTEIN FILES INSTEAD OF ALL THIS”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59767445061713,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0472_04ca9b2b-bbcf-4121-92f6-253b1c6fd2b4.jpg?v=1783480667"},{"product_id":"get-too-close-and-we-can-fight-reagan-in-hell-together-bumper-sticker","title":"“GET TOO CLOSE AND WE CAN FIGHT REAGAN IN HELL TOGETHER” bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake the tailgaters go around you with this one! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality UV and water-resistant vinyl bumper sticker, printed in a union-run shop. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText reads “GET TOO CLOSE AND WE CAN FIGHT REAGAN IN HELL TOGETHER.” Features two hearts, and flames. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59776481394769,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0457.jpg?v=1783567793"},{"product_id":"where-is-the-trans-commie-sharia-law-that-fox-news-promised-me-bumper-sticker","title":"“WHERE IS THE TRANS-COMMIE-SHARIA LAW THAT FOX NEWS PROMISED ME??” Bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFox News really promised us a good time, and I’m still waiting!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality UV and water-resistant vinyl bumper sticker, printed in a union-run shop. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText reads “WHERE IS THE TRANS-COMMIE-SHARIA LAW THAT FOX NEWS PROMISED ME??”  on light blue, pink, white, red, green background.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59776486670417,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0465.jpg?v=1783568496"},{"product_id":"i-wish-for-you-what-you-wish-for-palestinians-bumper-sticker","title":"“I wish for you what you wish for Palestinians” bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf people see this one and get mad, it says a lot about them…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality UV and water-resistant vinyl bumper sticker, printed in a union-run shop. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText reads “I wish for you what you wish for Palestinians” with some sparkle shapes thrown in. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59776511803473,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0459.jpg?v=1783568928"},{"product_id":"your-ai-art-is-bad-and-you-should-feel-bad-bumper-sticker","title":"“YOUR AI ART IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD” bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eRoast them on the road. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality UV and water resistant vinyl bumper sticker. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack text on pale yellow reads “YOUR AI ART IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD” followed up with “(stop crying, your data center could use the water you’ll need to rehydrate)”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59781003739217,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0458.jpg?v=1783650303"},{"product_id":"i-support-trans-rights-especially-the-second-amendment-bumper-sticker","title":"“I SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS ESPECIALLY THE SECOND AMENDMENT” bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eProtect the dolls, yes, but also arm them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality UV and water resistant vinyl bumper sticker printed in a union-run printing shop. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack text reads “I SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS ESPECIALLY THE SECOND AMENDMENT” on a background of the colors of the trans flag.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59781026021457,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0466_0aaefc93-5010-4dd8-91b6-3e50e362058f.jpg?v=1783650732"},{"product_id":"jesus-i-see-what-you-ve-done-for-nyc-and-i-want-that-for-me-bumper-sticker","title":"“Jesus, I see what you’ve done for NYC and I want that for me” bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eAsking the Son of God to grant you a socialist Muslim mayor as well? Of course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality UV and water resistant vinyl bumper sticker printed in a union-run printing shop. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSticker features light blue and pale yellow rays coming from a drawing of Zohran’s head. Papyrus (hell yes, Papyrus) font in navy reads “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for NYC and I want that for me”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59781027201105,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0460.jpg?v=1783651085"},{"product_id":"work-more-israel-needs-your-tax-money-to-bomb-children-bumper-sticker","title":"“WORK MORE! ISRAEL NEEDS YOUR TAX MONEY TO BOMB CHILDREN” bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot enough of our neighbors know what their tax money pays for. Let’s change that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHigh-quality UV and water resistant vinyl bumper sticker printed in a union-run printing shop. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite italic text on royal blue reads “WORK MORE! ISRAEL NEEDS YOUR TAX MONEY TO BOMB CHILDREN”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59781034344529,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0471.jpg?v=1783651536"},{"product_id":"here-s-to-the-billionaires-bumper-sticker","title":"“HERE’S TO THE BILLIONAIRES” bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere are no ethical billionaires. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHigh-quality UV and water resistant vinyl bumper sticker printed in a union-run printing shop. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVery dark grey text on light blue-green, reading “HERE’S TO THE BILLIONAIRES” with a drawing of a guillotine \u0026lt;3\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59781038735441,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0462.jpg?v=1783651908"},{"product_id":"have-mercy-my-other-car-is-stuck-in-a-katamari-bumper-sticker","title":"“Have mercy, my other car is stuck in a Katamari” bumper sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you don’t understand this bumper sticker, do yourself a favor and ask a nerdy gamer friend about it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality UV and water resistant vinyl bumper sticker printed in a union-run printing shop. Measures 11.5 x 3 inches. 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Measures 11.5 x 3 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack text on blue sky background reads “\u0026lt;bestie, I’m a red-tailed hawk nearing the 2 hour limit of this human morph, please let me merge\u0026gt;” IYKYK and \u0026lt;you matter\u0026gt;\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59781098143825,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/2914\/8497\/files\/IMG_0469.jpg?v=1783652849"}],"url":"https:\/\/skeletonhouseshop.com\/collections\/bumper-stickers.oembed","provider":"Skeleton House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}